Friday, November 9, 2012

jersey girl

she may be sweet, silly and easy going, but if i believed in reincarnation, i would swear she was an italian jersey girl in her past life...
some characteristics i have observed in the little lady:

1) she makes nearly any shirt or dress into a one-shoulder look
2) she loves accessories- necklaces, bracelets, sunglasses...
3) she loves shoes even more
4) her hair is wild and curly- prime for a good tease and hairspray
5) she swears a lot (simply because she can't pronounce the R in shirt)
6) she tends to be a hair puller
7) she is obsessed with food-she always tries everyone elses food, she shoves food into your mouth, often yelling "eat!" at you and she can demolish a bowl of past in about 5 seconds flat
8) she has an accent- bawl is ball, buwd is bird, waddie is water, shiz is shoes, i could go one most of what she says is not recognizable
9) when she wants your attention she yells your name, loudly. and won't stop till you acknowledge her. she does not like to be ignored
10) she has been known to throw over a chair or two
11) she has a wicked little laugh
12) she is scrappy and can get out of anything with houdini like skills
13) she can run around and climb on things with (my) heels on
14) she likes to sing and dance and have a good time

now, i don't watch Real Housewives of New Jersey, or Jersey Shore (on a regular basis) but i think these qualities could get her cast on either show...

she may, or may not, be flipping me off in this photo...


Alisha said...

This cracks me up! Sounds like you've got a sassy girl on your hands!

The Lady of the Holler said...

Thanks for the laugh :o)